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West Wing Quote of the Day
Josh: Ten words: "I will make America's defenses the strongest in the history of the world."
Leo: "In the history of the world?" When we say that, are we comparing ourselves to the Visigoths, adjusted for inflation?
What the people need is the truth. And not the pretty truth. The horrible,...– The Boondocks, Return of the King
The Boondocks - Return of the King If MLK were alive today…..
i love you, liberian girl– Michael Jackson
One Great Night!
chocolattesbox: (before heading to go see Charlie Murphy!!!) (I need a tripod badddllyy…i’d love to do OOTDs!) (Charlie Murphy! Beautiful teeth right? lol) (Freeze Love: The opening comedian, he was hilarious!) (My boyfriend and I and our two sisters WITH Charlie Murphy! We were the last pic he stopped to take before leaving the comedy club!) (He didn’t want me to take...
how you gon’ win when you ain’t right within?
I have to warn you…women in this situation become EXTRA irrational…– - Mad Men, Season 2
Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message…or don’t. But do me a favor:...– The Hangover, 2009
Merry Christmas from The Great Brownbino
Sarah Palin: I can see the North Pole from my house! Santa Clause: Sarah Palin is running for President? I can see Armageddon from my house! I figure if I just start writing, a blog post will emerge. It’s been months and I could say that I’ve been busy, but the honest truth is that I haven’t had anything interesting to write about. Yes I’m still full of interesting, inappropriate,...
Great week to be alive! Got my new Smurf Village app to replace my Angry Birds addiction, living in one of the best music months in years, UK basketball season is in full swing, and its almost THANKSGIVING! What are you thankful for? I’m thankful for the Boondocks, I’m thankful for employment, I’m thankful for the motivation BET gives me every day, I’m thankful for the...
Insults are the jocular language of affections among men.
SAW I-VI Synopsis
For all of those moviegoers eagerly anticipating the release of SAW 3D, I prepared a synopsis of the entire Saw film series up to date. FOr those of you who need a refresher, or who may have missed one of the films, feel free to use this as a guide through the entire SAW timeline. Read through each film’s plot, or skip to the films you haven’t seen. ENJOY! SAW The Series begins...
Been a few days, but I’m back….and with great “OFFICIAL” news….I’m an attorney! I passed the Bar exam and I am officially licensed to practice law…. In other news, Kobe Bryant returns to NBA regular season play and he is officially licensed to practice kicking names and taking ass….errr…wait…. I do anticipate a great NBA season after all. I ranted and railed against the formation of the...
Sons of Anarchy
Guy 1: So you all are finally working things out, huh?
Guy 2: Who knows.....every time I try to talk to her, we end up naked.
Guy 1: Marry her....that'll stop it.
Why in the glittery gay hell did the Macho Man Randy Savage use Pomp and Circumstance as his ring entrance? Nothing says tough guy like ”Please hold your applause until all names have been called” music. On a related note, the biggest reason I love Wale is that he makes more Pro Wrestling references than any other rapper. Except maybe Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, but I don’t know...
Cee-Lo Green - F*ck You Excellent. Best song of 2010, by far. Head and shoulders above the rest. I could watch and listen on repeat for days at a time….
Me: I don't think you realize how smart your boyfriend is....
Her: I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW SMART YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS! ASK ME A SCIENCE QUESTION! GO ON....QUIZ ME!
Me: How many pints of blood are in the human body?
12 Things I Want Women To Know But Could Never...
Just few thoughts I’ve heard through the grapevine. (By the way, if you read through this and you disagree with every single note, and can’t find anything that you want to try and do better or at least think about, then you have no hope and it’s not my fault.) *Siiiiiggghhhh* Here goes….You didn’t hear this from me….but….. If a man tells you that he...
If Kobe Bryant defeats the Three Queens of Miami in the 2011 NBA Finals, will YOU put him on Jordan’s level? I’d like to take a moment to help those in need. In particular, myself. I NEED my readers to stop doing a few things. If not for your own growth and development as contributing member of society, then do it for the bino. I need you to stop saying things like “Rise and Grind”. By all...